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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 pounds.
What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.

A girl comes home and says to her boyfriend: "I have just had a tattoo of a sea shell on the inside of my leg at the top."
Her boyfriend gets his head between her legs and puts his ear to the tattoo and listens to the sea. "That's brilliant," he said "you can also smell the fish market!"

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Maths teacher: If u hav 12 chocolates n u give 5 to mina, 3 to tina n 4 to nina, then what will you get?
Student: 3 new GF!!

Boy: "Isn't the principal a dummy!" 
Girl: "Say, do you know who I am?" 
Boy: "No." Girl: "I'm the principal's daughter." 
Boy: "And do you know who I am?" 
Girl: "No," 
Boy: "Thank god!"

Girl: Do you know, married men live longer than single man do? 
Boy : Do you know married men are a lot more willing to die!

Boy : Marry me.. ? 
Girl: Do you have a house.. ? 
Boy : No.. 
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? 
Boy : No.. Girl: How much is your salary.. ? 
Boy : No salary.. but,.. 
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!! 
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS..

A Fact : "A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget But She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotten..


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