One Line Jokes

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.

What did one ball say to the other ball? Nothing - he just looked round.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

War does not determine who is right but only who is left. 

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