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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

Trying to get tickets to see an Elvis tribute band, but when I phone it keeps saying press 1 for the money 2 for the show...

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


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