One Line Jokes

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate – so I got two girlfriends.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

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