One Line Jokes

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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