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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I’m dropping to
Airport today
Lady: But I’m not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn’t reached airport yet
A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,” the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”
The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog’s cousin brother.
College Principal: If a boy is found in girl’s hostel, he will be fined $20 first time, $30 second time and $50 third time.
Munna Bhai: What will you charge for a Monthly Pass, mamu?
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
टीचर : बच्चों, अगर सच्चे दिल से भगवान से प्रार्थना की जाए, तो वह जरूर पूरी होती है।
राजू : रहने दीजिए सर, अगर ऐसा होता तो आप अभी तक जिंदा नहीं होते।
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry
and
Rs 500 for no helmet
The teacher asked little Peter; "If I have 5 mangoes in one hand and five mangoes in the other, what do I have?”
" Big Hands, " said Peter.
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